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Anonymous said:

The letter rests upon a covered basket as the smell of chocolate chip cookies wafts through the air. It reads, "Dear Bane. I'm sorry I have been absent for so long, you wouldn't believe how much work it is to do everything - well, almost everything - by the book. I hope you and John are well and that this basket reaches you before anyone else gets a hold of it." There is no signature, just the initials GM

Humming lightly under his breath, Bane turned the note over in his hand before he crouched down and picked up the basket. John was going to detest how many sweets have been coming to their door lately, but who was Bane to refuse such a gift.

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

Running out of ideas here. Acts of affection?

Hmmm….

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lauren-just-me said:

I don't. But I don't believe you've told me the truth. Therefore, I don't know the REAL answer.

Hmmmm…

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

Well, without any direction I'm just going to have to come up with my own. Nuzzles?

No. Try again.

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lauren-just-me said:

I don't ask questions that I know the answer to. It's redundant and time consuming. NOW. Will yooou miss me?

I thought you did not ask questions you knew the answer to?

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

My apologies. What words would you prefer?

Better ones.

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the-tarantula said:

*He tried to follow Bane into the bedroom, but he couldn't move fast enough* - *he pawed at the door briefly then turned away* - *hmph!* - *crawls into the glass case and buries himself inside one of the balls of yarn* - *he is NEVER talking to Owner Bane AGAIN!* - *broods*

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

/Everything/? So the fact that when I was a bunny we were cuddling, but now that I'm human we are not is bothering you? It's okay, I understand.

…i do not like your choice of words.

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the-tarantula said:

*He was exploring the shower when--* - *lets out a little huff when the pocket he's in hit the ground* - *wiggles his way to the top and peaks out* - *...* - *this is NOT the time to mate!* - *John ATTACKED him with water!* - *it was everywhere and then John almost stepped on him!* - *crawls out* - *tarantula huff!*

Bane only took care to not step on his tarantula friend, but that was all before he had John in his arms and in his bed.

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the-tarantula said:

*runs threw the bathroom door after John flings it open* - *quickly climbs up Bane's leg and dives into the pocket on Bane's thigh* - *he's WET!*

Curious over the little tarantula’s rush, Bane sticks a hand in his pocket. “What have you done now?” But Bane was already distracted by a very naked John walking into the room. And without a second thought he began to disrobe with Araña still in his pocket.

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

Ugh, seriously? What's wrong with me being human again?

Everything.

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lauren-just-me said:

I knooow John'll miss me. And I miss him immensely. But I am not asking about how much he'll miss me.

Well you should.

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idontbelieveinmistakes said:

...me saying yo?

You in human form.